On the wiki-how site, they have a make your own bikini out of an old t-shirt project. This intrigued me slightly (less so when reading at the bottom of the directions it suggested not getting it wet). This linked onto a suggestion about waxing. After reading step 4, I have decided to just wear long pants at the beach from here on out...
"Remember, when the day comes to go out swimming look to see if you have bruises on your inner thighs from when you waxed. If so, then cover them up with water-proof foundation. Be confident and stand up straight. And most importantly, have fun."
Oh yeah right, have fun while running about with a bruised crotch. I can't wait!
