"Your shirt looks like it's losing frequency...only up close...from far away I can't see the jaggedness"
"Someone left their hobo bag on the bed"
*An update:
Further condemnation of my clothes/style (lack thereof) as follows:
In my my new clogs, I am "Mrs. Vanderhoofaloosen"
In my green, winter hat, I am "Feng Shui"
