Dear Mother of Dog

It's cold out. This has been established in every posting by every friend I think I have at this point.

There are degrees and rationalizations "It's worse when it's windy" (duh), "It's not as cold as in ____. My ____ says that the pee is frozen before it hits the ground there!", etc. There's also the good old "You're from up north, you must like this" To which I make the generic reply "That's why we came here"

Whatever. It's cold. I am cranky. Time to suck it up, put on the cute hat Mum made me and go "once more unto the breach."

If it's your thing, you could say a little prayer for me. Just don't laugh - there's nothing that pisses off an already irritated person more than somebody else's joy.

Alright, off to spread some holiday cheer!