Demographic studies suggest that I am your perfect sucker

The marketing geniuses at the grocers really hit the bank with this one. I didn't even bother adding the lettuces, carrots, garlic, sprouts, tomatoes, cherries or the bag of lemons in these shots. How is one supposed to resist produce at this time of year? HOW I ask yas?

If you know anyone hungry, send 'em my way.