Things so horrifying, one cannot help but smile.
He can't cope with friends wondering if we still like them just because he's been too busy to call them once a month, but he likes the idea of someone asking him to look up their behind just in case that discomfort is "ass cancer." And that, according to Mr, is the level of drama to be found in this song...
Now he's doing the Chris Farley - in a van down by the river - dance move that he's perfected and screeching along to Steel Heart. Awesome!
