Points for being an old man

I cleaned. I cleaned and I haaaate cleaning. I haaaaaaaaaate cleaning cat vomit. You left me little option after hurling all over the computer cables under my desk you little varmint.
So, I cleaned and I set you up with your own little bed box under there (maybe that will contain the pukies?). Now use it. Noooooo, don't you hurl on my new chair pad.

You're lucky you're old and sorta cute (when you're not being menacing or throwing up).