I know, I know - shouldn't judge oneself solely on what some stranger says. Seriously though?
How come when I was younger, it was all snaggle-toothed, whisky-soaked, old men that flirted with me?
How come now that I am getting around the middle of my time, it's all young guys. I don't mean attractive, cabana boys either. I feel kinda weirded out when some spotty kid who is trying out his first patchy mustachio starts talking me up.
The way this is going, in another ten years, babies will be trying to grope me.
