Babies

No, not us you silly sods. Goslings have arrived and they are friggin cute! It makes me feel like not getting out a shotgun (Rutger Hauer - usually, it's BFF with us). Go ahead, eat all the clover and crap everywhere. Seriously, if you are cute you get a pass today. I am saying that even if lambs showed up, they might be safe. My hormones must be all off.

New Swimsuit

Mnnn, I bought a new swimsuit for the beach trip today. I look just like the model in it too. No, really. Stop laughing you bastards!

Flashing the neighborhood

You know what's an attractive look? That's right a chubby, middle-aged woman going by on a bicycle with her skirt tucked up into her knickers. Thought I'd give it a whirl since Mr made the effort of taking it in for a tuneup.

Anyhow, sad, sad, sad state of affairs - probably about a mile and my thighs are all stiff. Guess they're not kicking me hard enough at work (although, to be fair, my pinching muscles are all Mr. Universe - don't mess with Texas or Serena).

Um, so guess I should be doing more biking. Although I probably will think it out better next time and dress a bit more appro. You might want to keep your blinds closed just in case. I'm just sayin - can't claim you weren't warned.

Time to give my new toy a try

I hate instruction manuals - videos we can deal with...

Because you can't have too many ukuleles

http://thebastardfairies.com/

Don't you toy with me

I know how to set fires!

Beach-ready

Treaaats!

Utter betrayal

Ick, ick, ick, the wet, get eet offff!

Maybe there's another treat unner all thees stupud sand