You know what's an attractive look? That's right a chubby, middle-aged woman going by on a bicycle with her skirt tucked up into her knickers. Thought I'd give it a whirl since Mr made the effort of taking it in for a tuneup.
Anyhow, sad, sad, sad state of affairs - probably about a mile and my thighs are all stiff. Guess they're not kicking me hard enough at work (although, to be fair, my pinching muscles are all Mr. Universe - don't mess with Texas or Serena).
Um, so guess I should be doing more biking. Although I probably will think it out better next time and dress a bit more appro. You might want to keep your blinds closed just in case. I'm just sayin - can't claim you weren't warned.
