Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Stasis

Oooohhh, do I know how to waste time. You would not believe the way this one can lolly-gag. Watching paint dry is a bad thing since when?

So, all this interconnected computer stuffs is just friggin purrrrrfect fodder for my voodoo. Anyhow, coming across all these fellow dingbats from life's travels is great! Or maybe it's an evil waste? Maybe it's both.

I have to admit to immensely enjoying all the little meaningless tidbits everyone shares. It's like the easiest part of a lifetime of friendships without any of the real work. If someone starts to demand attention or get weird, how quickly and simply they can be excised from daily interaction.

All the time I used to waste on the telly can now be channeled to a whole new meaningless endeavor. We got rid of the tv for this very reason. Maybe Mr will chuck out my computer soon too! In any case, you all can reach me on my 10-yr-old cell phone. No texts please, that might give the thing a techie-stroke.

It kind of makes me wonder about all my hobbies. I understand that knitting is kind of lame, but I like it anyhow (except when it makes me angry, grrrrr). Painting, drawing, printmaking and photography are all pretty cool, but other than snaps of my feet and the cat wiggin out on nip, that seems like too much work these days. We won't even discuss the evils of past exercise!

So, the question is - what new thing should I take up when either this blogging/facebook crap gets old or Mr cuts me off? I should learn a bit more French or Italian. How about some carpentry skills? No, that would all be potentially useful. Well, let me know if you have any ideas. Seriously, my life of luxurious, useless bliss needs some direction. Okay, off to dream of paint drying.