I totally made out tonight at the Christmas party! Thanks to Sean I'm going to go burn my new patchouli candle and spend some quality time with Curt's new gift (oh, I think you know). Ew, ick, ick, ick - has anyone written 'Sisterhood of the Travelling Dildo' yet?
Actually, first I am going to wash my hands in bleach. Then, think I will burn the candle a bit, snuggle with Ernman, finish off the mystery I'm working on & try to think of a good place to hide the 'gift' until my Uncle leaves - maybe after we'll put it as a tree-topper in place of the flying frog.
*By the way, thank you to Jenny for not scratching my eyes out when I stole it out from under you (so to speak). One day, when he's done with it, we'll make sure Olivia inherits it!
