"Unique Moves Pole & Fitness, LLC – Greensboro
Five Pole-Fitness Classes or Two Pole-Fitness Classes with a Private Lesson (Up to 57% Off)"
Only $15 for a $35 value! The crabs come free.
"In a Nutshell
Students climb, spin & invert themselves on poles & hone shimmies with chair work & belly dancing to sculpt muscles & unveil sultry sides"
Aaaand, they even include a great photo (just to get you in the mood in case you were distracted by all those ampersands)...
Would I like to be more limber? Would I like to be toned? Would I like to soar whilst adorned in legwarmers over stiletto platforms? Why, yes, yes and, um, not really sure. Think I'll stick to my slug-like walking for now.
