I could crush her like a beer can."
And that is why I love Mr.
He also suggested earlier that he would like to chuck his balled up paper bag/napkin at a guy behind us who was on his computer. Not thru any malice towards this particular individual, mind you. No, "just to see the expression." Mr. says he can just stop the impulse now, but in ten years, who knows?
I suggested that he bring his crumpled paper home and bean the cat who seems to thrive on any attention. That poor thing would probably let us give him a bath. Well, maybe not that. But, he'll put up with a lot.
